did-you-kno: Source

did-you-kno:

Source

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raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

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markmejia:

opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

whoops my hand slipped

This is hellla sick tho!

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cocaine-and-insulin:

theboywhorunswithwolves:

someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying

this is why i can’t get married - i’ll always say they can do better

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k1mkardashian:

i love when rappers/singers go up to accept their awards and the first person they thank is god. like hmmm you wasn’t thanking god when you was singing about riding dick and poppin’ bottles

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“
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
Unknown (via bourbonwar)

(Source: another-troubled-soul)

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raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

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horrorshow-devotchka:

TOMMY PICKLES IS THE ORIGINAL NIGHT BLOGGER.

(Source: therealhamster)

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hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

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humansofnewyork: I asked his favorite thing about his son, and he replied: “That he’s very loving.” Hearing this, the boy asked:“What about basketball?”The dad answered: “I like that you’re good at basketball. But my favorite thing is that you’re very loving.” View high resolution

humansofnewyork:

I asked his favorite thing about his son, and he replied: “That he’s very loving.” Hearing this, the boy asked:
“What about basketball?”
The dad answered: “I like that you’re good at basketball. But my favorite thing is that you’re very loving.”

(Reblogged from humansofnewyork)