IM GOIN TO PANIC AT THE DISCO WOOOO

PLAYIN SKYRIIIIM YEAHHHH

torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

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expertinawkward:

Food.Fashion.Fandoms blog. I give promos. :)

expertinawkward:

Food.Fashion.Fandoms blog. I give promos. :)

(Reblogged from mxdiison)

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

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